January 2011
Tumblr needs to
hellosandraa:
Notify you when someone un-follows you
Notify you when someone has answered a question you asked
Bring back the red bubble with the notification numbers
Let you reply to peoples replies.
How many times your posts are reblogged
How many times your posts are liked
^^ Fucking YES.
Ok, I take it back,
‘learning how to drive’ was kind of fun.
Not the whole “Stay on the right side, Mikayla” part or the “You’re going way too fast” part. I still don’t care about learning how to drive. But my Dad and I went to the cemetery where there are lots of turns and curves. We just talked and looked at the Mississippi River and all the unknown soldiers from the...
My dad's taking me out to learn how 'to drive'.
/lh;sdjkfhza;pdgalhfas.
I have absolutely no desire to learn how to drive. I have no where I’d want to drive, no reason I need a car, and NO DESRIRE TO DRIVE.
But still, he’s taking me out. He says “It’s more for me than you” as in the only reason he want’s me to get my license is so I can take my little brother to tae kwon do.
Just leave me alone, please.
snap-dragooons asked: I feel like he might ask me out.
I had a pretty good vibe for this week. :D
I had a pretty good vibe for this week. :D
that moment in class when you suddenly understand...
nerdy-dini:
algebra 2 class, every single day.
I could be your best friend.
I could be your everything, if you’d let me.
I went to a speech meet last night,
because 1) I wanted out of school 2) I wanted to eat at Lamberts, and 3) My friends were going.
Now I’m not even in speech but I was allowed to tag along in the bus because I’m in the One Act. The speech meet coach comes over to me, hands me a script and says “Read this. I want you to compete”.
At first I was really confused because I was literally just thrown into it. I...
snap-dragooons asked: http://proudgryffinwhore.tumblr.com/post/2981245846
hurr hurr hurr
Just leaving this here.
hurr hurr hurr
Just leaving this here.
I'm so tired of being me.
If you care about me, you'll pray that I get...
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
...I really like this little parable except it definitely wasn't Albert Einstein as Mr. Einstein is Jewish. (:
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starlitheavens:
When I first got a Tumblr, I didn’t really know what was going on, so I was like
Then I started to follow cool blogs and get the hang of it, and I was like
and then Tumblr started to get messed up in the middle of my happiness, so I was like
but at the end of the day, I still love Tumblr
I constantly make stupid and unattractive faces.
setyourfuckinggoals:
DATE ME
I just watched this movie about a Jewish Orthodox woman and a Muslim woman who became close friends. The movie was very interesting and I’m very happy that my religion doesn’t require an arranged mariage. (: But really, I felt sorry for these girls who had to live in a world where most everyone were too ignorant to accept their different beliefs and thought they were...
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ivebeenconfessed:
OMG, so many people! :O
I love snow days.
Everybody says they hate snow days because you have to make them up. But no, I love them. The day just goes on forever and it’s freezing cold and you’re kind of stuck inside all day. I really love snow days.
Let’s hope tomorrow is another one.
stillfuckingydgn asked: Ahhh thankkk you! :)
I was starting to get pissed hahah, but thanks. :)
I was starting to get pissed hahah, but thanks. :)
Making sex noises when your friends are calling...
That Moment When You're Drifting Off To Sleep &...
THE KICK
J'aime l'amour.: So there's this girl. →
muffinsoup:
Every time I see something she writes, I want to punch her. I go through her photos and it makes me want to scream. Everything about her makes me sick. When I’m with her, I can’t help but be won over by her charm. But even thinking about being near her makes me want to just puke everywhere….